Forthcoming Production: June 2026

Haslemere Thespians is excited to announce its Spring 2026 production.

Jack Absolute Flies Again!

"What will happen in England after we have won this war?"

"Bunting! Bunting everywhere!"

"After the bunting has been taken down?"

"They will never take down our bunting!"

July 1940. After an aerial dog fight, Pilot Officer Jack Absolute flies home to win the heart of his old flame, Lydia Languish. Back on British soil, Jack’s advances soon turn to anarchy when the young heiress demands to be loved on her own, very particular, terms.

This hilarious romp from Richard Bean and Oliver Chris

was first performed at the National Theatre in July 2022.

It is an adaptation of Sheridan’s “The Rivals” with the action and dialogue

updated to take place in 1940 during the Battle of Britain.

A perfectly spiffing time is guaranteed for all.

Directed by David Greenwood

Haslemere Hall - 18/19/20 June 2026

Details of auditions and confirmation when the Box Office is open

will be published on this very website

so make sure you check back here for updates.